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Playing The Clam Fiddle 

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Female masturbation.
Joey - Sarah are you playing the clam fiddle in there!?

Sarah - NO!
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clams • Clam Bake • clam jam • clam slam • clam chowder • clamdigger • CLAMP • clamming • Clammy • clamshell

Bowl of Clam Chowder 

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Similar to a Clam Bowl which is the female version of a fruit bowl but in this variation, the woman must have a yeast infection. The cheesier the yeast, the more "chowdery" the effect will be.
I would've gotten with her but, when she dropped trow, it was a the biggest bowl of clam chowder I have ever seen!
Bowl of Clam Chowder by I got you back September 22, 2011
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Steam The Clam 

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When a female has to go pee. Much like "draining the lizard" for a boy.
Hold on guys, I really need to steam the clam before we leave
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Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9 

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The ninth (and arguably the best) in the pornographic series. In this movie, Berri Taylor gets four guys to make her a cum headband, before going out and playing tennis. She ends up with a straight sets victory.
Last night Tori came around my house and watched "Cram My Clam With Your Ham Then Throw Your Man-Jam Across My Face Like A Head-Band Vol.9". I've got it on blu ray (region B) now.
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Boston Clam Bake 

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noun-The female version of a male Teabag. The name comes the warm, moist residue left behind on a person's head after the act is done. Can be used for both sexual and hulimiating to a person.
Dude, there is nothing better than a good Boston Clam Bake.

I love a little Boston Clam Bake in the morning with my coffee
Boston Clam Bake by Domi-Johnny April 9, 2010
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Hairless Clam 

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A slang term used for a womans vagina that has no hair. (either shaved or waxed)
Marcy has a fine hairless clam.
Hairless Clam by colonel570 June 17, 2011
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