clam dabbling

A euphemism for female on female sexual contact. Notably used in a Religious context to circumvent the use of "lesbian".

Those clam dabbling lesbians, like Portia de Rossi, are going to end up in the depths of hell.

by Talim Gregor March 29, 2009

Clam's Pearl

The sexual act of placing a testacle into a vagina, preferably when the penis is flacid.

My ball is cold, can I make a clam's pearl?

by Shaloami October 16, 2008

clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

by SlyFox August 1, 2014

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

clam dabbing

The female form of tea bagging: the act of placing one's clam on a conquered opponent's face signifying their failure in battle.

Player 1: "ah shit, this bitch is clam dabbing me!"

by Silky Slim November 23, 2013

Clam Glam

A broad description for any number of piercings, tattoos or decorations on or about a woman's vagina. Not to be confused with "Booty Bling"

Last night we got all dressed up for a date. Marg even put in her best clam glam

by Burt_328 December 3, 2013