Turtle Swag

Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.

Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.

by mwcord September 1, 2014

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Turtle Stew

When you are about to take a shit and the first turd is poking out of your ass. You push it out and all of a sudden watery shit explodes out leaving your toilet looking like a bowl of beef stew!

I had to take a shit really bad and had a turtle head sticking out....I pushed that guy out and my shit exploded out turning my toilet into a big bowl of turtle stew!

by MichaelmikeSee June 26, 2015

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Turtle tuck

When you tuck your penis inside itself

A turtle tuck is necessary in cross dressing.

by Dinosaur Boot March 7, 2016

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A turtle shell is when your dick is so shriveled and soft that it is practically retracting back into you, similar to how a turtle goes into its shell. A turtle shell usually occurs after you have just ejaculated or after you get out of water.

"Dude, my dick is turtle shelled right now since I just got out of the pool"

by Dickle Pickle102 June 16, 2017

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