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Turtle Swag
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Samuel Wallner is the definition of turtle swag.
by tupacfolyfebrah May 19, 2013
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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Turtle Swag
The actions that lead up to a awkward moment. Normal swags awkward counterpart.
Logan: I love you Hannah.
Hannah: *spits milk all over Logan in shock*
Hannah's friend: Way to rock that Turtle Swag
by awkwardcool February 23, 2012
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Turtle Swag
Lazy people who spend most of their days inside, slowly walking upon the household to grab food.
Jessica has turtle swag, all she does is slowly walk to the fridge and back to her bed with food.
by mwcord September 01, 2014
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