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Trump’s R₀ 

Read as “Trump’s R naught or reproduction rate.” The average number of people superspreader Donald J. Trump would have infected due to his selfish, callous, and vainglorious attitude vis-à-vis the coronavirus, which could number in the dozens, as most of them had paid lip service to mask-wearing and social distancing when they were with him.
Guesstimate Trump’s R₀ and the R₀ of all those he infected. Could the total figure be in the hundreds thanks to a fake leader’s inept handling of the Covid-19 pandemic?
Trump’s R₀ by MathPlus October 3, 2020
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Trump Phone 

A text message from the federal government notifying you that your Obama phone will be disconnected.
OG: Why didn't you call me yesterday?
G: I just got a Trump Phone

Trump Supporter 

A Trump supporter is 99.999% white person (mostly uneducated) Who hate Obama for "Obama care" when they really have a racial problem with African americans
"What in tar'nation !! Put Hillary in jail!!" Trump supporters : build that wall!
Trump Supporter by King.Kold February 3, 2017

Trump stamp 

A tattoo located on a women's lower back, but instead of a butterfly or flower it's a portrait of Trumps orange douche face!
Every time Trump says or does something stupid I let my boyfriend blow his load on my trump stamp... needless to say I am always in need of a shower and my boyfriends balls are completely dried up
Trump stamp by Shitonmytits April 8, 2017

Trump-supporter 

A political designation denoting mysoginy, racism, bigotry and all-around douchiness.
That guy's an asshole. I bet he's a Trump-supporter.

Trump Handle 

A slang term for a vagina
Not a great person but did you see her Trump Handle?
Trump Handle by robwayne11 November 13, 2016

trump fever 

When trump became president and someone almost had a heart attack and it was so bad that the next day they couldn't go to work because they were so devastated and in shock
Jennifer: hey girl where were you yesterday because I didn't see you

Katie: I had Trump Fever because Trump won the election and I almost passed out Tuesday
Jennifer: wow I almost was to devastated to go to work too but when I called and told my boss I wasn't going to be there he said "suck it up"
trump fever by Trump is stupid November 25, 2016