card shark

one who scams cards out of purses in order to feed his child

i watched him swim with the churchy and now he's the card shark

by pro noun brown October 18, 2003

shark attack

when you take a shit and you look in the toilet bowl and it is filled with blood. it looks like there was a shark attack in the toilet bowl.

Dude, I took a nasty shit and I shark attacked the bowl. It was awesome!

by John Attardo December 13, 2008

Shark

Is a girl who only dates Asian guys. Derived from the term 'Mud Shark.'

Man, that girl will never date you, she's a total shark.

by Carissa Marie February 9, 2009

shark week

The week of a woman's period, when all she is doing is chumming for sharks

During shark week Joanna was a total bitch

by Benny the Red April 25, 2015

shark

Someone that goes to an rhyme battle but busts out lyrics from other commercial rap songs.

That white boy faggot is a full on eminem shark.

by Brad M May 13, 2005

jump the shark

An oblivious moment in one's past, where there is verification of an un recollected event or phrase's existence via a credible third party confirmation or certified documentation, in which you have never heard of said event or phrase ever being used, therefore begin to believe that you were a cloned human whose implanted memories are false and are beginning to unravel an evil conspiracy to farm out your organs to rich movie stars.

I totally jumped the shark when saying "jump the shark" was popular, making me think that you made that phrase up just to irk me, because you're mad that I'm not as old as you are and you want to mess with my head.

by daniel Tamez January 18, 2008

shark

you found shark in the definition of urban dictionary and wanted to see a sexual definition

Well, it’s not here. Go look for other definitions of shark

by FishyFrog May 9, 2022