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Life Friend 

Noun. Name given to the friend of an emotionally delicate individual for their own emotional security brought on by abandonment. This perception of close friendship is merely a projection of their desires for close platonic companionship in the void of actual loved ones. "Life Friends" commonly will receive daily hugs from this individual and, traditionally, are the supplier of both alcohol and tobacco products, as chemicals are another stabilizing force in this tender individual's life.
Said in drunken stuper: "Even though I cry everyday, I'm glad to have you guys around. You guys are my life friends!"

Said in a semi-drunken stuper: "The three of us came together as life friends and formed this house of love."

Said in stone cold sobriety: "Even though we have this last cigarette, we shall smoke it together; as life friends."
Life Friend by Life Friend 1 February 8, 2010
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Life is the bubbles! 

I just got 100% on that math test! Life is the bubbles!

life is full of compromises 

Life is full of compromises is a phrase adults like to say to explain why their life sucks. Take my advice, don't compromise.
Steve: Life is full of compromises, son
Doug: No thanks (runs).

life partner 

1. a non- homosexual way of saying homosexual.
2. one who you spend your life with
kelly and cherry are life partners... they are getting married next spring

life's a destination not a journey 

What you think it is: the opposite of "life's a journey not a destination". Best used to describe a way of life or a certain mindset that overly ambitious people tend to have. It basically means valuing the achievement more than the experience!
A: Wow Mark and your dad are like polar opposites aren't they?
B: Yeah I know what you mean Mark's a huge slacker and my dad is completely "life's a destination not a journey".

Life Skills 

The skills you need to preform certain acts or tasks in your everyday life. If you dont have them then you avent got any life skills and you cant give Cathy one.
"Oh what am I gonna do with my life skills!" - Stevey P
Life Skills by Fabio July 17, 2005