laptop time

when someone allocates time to be on their laptop, whether it be to view porn, update their blog, or find the best hotel deal.

We only have a few days to spend together, but I know how much he loves his laptop time... so I've got to adjust my expectations.

by GlazeHer July 18, 2017

Lappy

A dance from big D

Sit down and al give ya a lappy . AM not GAY tho.

by Connor Stokoe August 31, 2017

laphouser

Penis, cock, pussy pounder, tube snake, Ritchard Johnson. Butt-Stabbing Blood-Stick. Overy baster, skin flute, ect,.

I put my laphouser in her pussy and beat cheeks till she squirted like the Buckingham fountain.

by Richard fitzwell September 12, 2017

LapGasm

Busting a Nut in your shorts during a lap dance while the dancer gives hardcore direct stimulation with her hands, breast, mouth, ass, thigh and pussy to your dick without taking it out.

Little Johnny went to the strip club last night and payed for a lap dance from a sexy red head with big breast. During the dance the sexy stripper rubbed her breast so good on little Johny's dick he couldn't help but to LapGasm all over the inside of his gym shorts

by JuiceBoxSixNine September 23, 2017

lapsing

Covertly typing on your phone on your lap under a table or desk during a meeting.

They were lapsing through the whole meeting.... how rude!

by lapsinator October 1, 2017

lappi

An abbreviation for laptop. mostly used by nerdy people.

"yo bro, can u bring your lappi witchu?

by samsoniteG October 6, 2017

Lapout

A sex position that the french do when they have a quesant shoved into their privates.

For example: 'Lets do Lapout tonight'

by Gyp612 October 24, 2017