Mumma Duck

A.K.A Mother Duck
A really good friend who looks after you when you are too drunk to walk. They are the person that wipes the smeared make-up from your eyes, the vomit from your chin, finds you any form of water, carries you halfway across town, tells your parents that someone spiked your drink, feeds you bread to soak 'it' up, gives you their jacket even though its 10 degrees and you are wearing 4 jumpers already and tucks you in. The defining factor between a Mumma Duck and an awesome Mumma Duck is whether they do it all laughing or not.

"Sal, thanks for carrying me halfway across the footy fields Saturday night and thanks for feeding me your bread Joe. You two are the best Mumma Ducks ever. I'm never drinking again"

Mumma Duck by Skinni November 1, 2005

Sniffing Duck 

When, after taking a dump, the person using the toilet sniffs his horrid crap to stall when a person is waiting for them to finish up

Oh man! I really needed to use that stall but that guy pooping was such a sniffing duck to me!

Sniffing Duck by idkwutmynameis April 25, 2011

fudge duck

The filling in or replacing of swear words with nonsensical phrases

That's a lot of fudge ducking pizza you got there

fudge duck by MM.Haybails October 6, 2015

A duck! 

A form of scientific theory used in the popular movie: Monty Python and The Holy Grail.

We found a witch! May we burn her?
A witch? How do you know she's a witch?
She turned me into a newt!
A newt..?
I got better..
There is a simple way to figure out if she is a witch or not.
Witches burn, and what else burns?
Wood!
Yes, and wood floats. What else floats?
... A duck?
Yes! So if this woman weighs as much as a duck, than she is a witch!

A duck! by WhiteyLights August 4, 2005

fuck a dead duck 

An expression one uses when caught totaly by surprise. Or when something improbable happens.

Boss: "The customer just called me and said that their order was right on the count, good job."
Packer: "Well I'll fuck a dead duck!"

fuck a dead duck by Jumpingrat January 28, 2007

act like a duck 

To not let things get to you, and allow yourself not to be bothered or annoyed by actions or the current situation you may be in or by what other are doing to manipulate you into bitterness. When everything is building up. i.e. The saying when it rains it pours seems to make sense in describing life at times and acting like a duck is better, because ducks do not run and hide when it rains, they do not try to cover themselves up and avoid it, they do not attack the rain or try fighting it off they simply endure it with pride and dignity like it was not even there in fact they seem to enjoy it while it lasts, and above all do not seem to be bothered by the rain. Hence acting like a duck or to act like a duck is better than retaliating and making the situation worse or make everyone think its better to attack and fight rather than be dignified and work it out.

My boss was a jerk and was ripping every one of his customers off, I said something about it, and he made my life difficult by demoting me and threatened to fire me next. I went home the wife through a fit saying we owe more than we can afford and are getting evicted, my kids crying because she is screaming, the landlord is calling harassing me over raising the rent. The car needs new tires, and it barely runs and I just act like a duck and try to work it all out somehow, because its better to work it out than add to the problem with retaliation, anger and uncontrollable vulgarities.

act like a duck by BobBreton April 22, 2006

Cat Duck 

Cat Duck gives not a fck.
Coded comical term indicating lack of interest.

An ex-wife approaches you for more child support money.
You would reply "Cat Duck".

Cat Duck by SankDawg June 27, 2009