Crumb Bum

Crumb Bum /krum bum/ n. A Bum that lives solely off of Crumbs.

or a Bum that is very Crummy.

1: "Mary tries to catch the train before the Crumb Bum gets there and asks for money or food".

2: "Man that guy's shoes are so shot, You'd think he got them from a Crumb Bum! "

by DALLAS JOE October 3, 2018

Crump

Crump means to pee, fard, shid, cum, at the same time in your pant. The past tence of this word is crumped

When she put her hand on my shoulder I crumped in my pant

by Bummy Boi October 3, 2018

crumbilicle

It has to do with bread crumbs, and umbilical cords. Its like, you know, when you eat too much bread, when preagnant (man or woman, its 2018 we dont discriminate) and the carbs in your dieat go towards the kid. The umbilical kord gets filled with breadcrumbs, thus the young one, will be born addicted to white bread, and will never taste the goddness of whole grain.

Stacey: Heeyyy bitch, why are thou, eating white bread when preggo?
Stacey: *slaps self* Bitch i do what i wanna... aint no one gonn sop momma bear and her bread addiction
StaceyL *slaps self back* Bitch noone slaps Stacey, you must have had a crumbilicle cord when you was a baby in the oven

by Textomancer October 6, 2018

Crumb

A giant turd

I crumbed on ur carpet

by srygrndma October 21, 2018

Crumping

The act of splitting a crumpet with a partner or by yourself. You deficate and smear your feces on both sides of the crumpet. You then close the crumpet and continue to ejaculate on top of the crumpet. You then put it in the oven to harden it a little and pour a mixture of urine and feces over top of it and serve it to your next victim

When was the last time we had a good crumping

by Bumdumpster69 October 27, 2018

crumos

Frumos, scris rapid la tastatura si gresita prima litera

A fost crumos!

by Firulachis November 6, 2018

crump battle

When you and a group of friends gather around one street light in the middle of the night and one by one have a dance off while everyone else watches until there turn.

I’m high as fuck we should go have a crump battle

by Q576607 November 15, 2018