crumbilicle 

It has to do with bread crumbs, and umbilical cords. Its like, you know, when you eat too much bread, when preagnant (man or woman, its 2018 we dont discriminate) and the carbs in your dieat go towards the kid. The umbilical kord gets filled with breadcrumbs, thus the young one, will be born addicted to white bread, and will never taste the goddness of whole grain.

Stacey: Heeyyy bitch, why are thou, eating white bread when preggo?
Stacey: *slaps self* Bitch i do what i wanna... aint no one gonn sop momma bear and her bread addiction
StaceyL *slaps self back* Bitch noone slaps Stacey, you must have had a crumbilicle cord when you was a baby in the oven

crumbilicle by Textomancer October 6, 2018

crumblicker 

noun
1) A person who has no shame in molding their lifestyle around hand-outs in order to live "the good life". E.g.: welfare folk, subsidized housing leechers, professionally unemployed.

2) A person who makes up for their lack of competence and professional skills through relentless means of brown-nosing used to propel their career.

used in def. 1: You see that baby's mama rolling in the new Lexus? She's living the good life with the welfare checks she's pulling in...what a crumblicker.

used in def. 2: Crumblicker John has been promoted to assistant supervisor after years of kissing the boss's ass.

crumblicker by deserthick March 5, 2008