crumbilicle

It has to do with bread crumbs, and umbilical cords. Its like, you know, when you eat too much bread, when preagnant (man or woman, its 2018 we dont discriminate) and the carbs in your dieat go towards the kid. The umbilical kord gets filled with breadcrumbs, thus the young one, will be born addicted to white bread, and will never taste the goddness of whole grain.

Stacey: Heeyyy bitch, why are thou, eating white bread when preggo?
Stacey: *slaps self* Bitch i do what i wanna... aint no one gonn sop momma bear and her bread addiction
StaceyL *slaps self back* Bitch noone slaps Stacey, you must have had a crumbilicle cord when you was a baby in the oven

by Textomancer October 6, 2018