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It has to do with bread crumbs, and umbilical cords. Its like, you know, when you eat too much bread, when preagnant (man or woman, its 2018 we dont discriminate) and the carbs in your dieat go towards the kid. The umbilical kord gets filled with breadcrumbs, thus the young one, will be born addicted to white bread, and will never taste the goddness of whole grain.
Stacey: Heeyyy bitch, why are thou, eating white bread when preggo?
Stacey: *slaps self* Bitch i do what i wanna... aint no one gonn sop momma bear and her bread addiction
StaceyL *slaps self back* Bitch noone slaps Stacey, you must have had a crumbilicle cord when you was a baby in the oven
by Textomancer October 6, 2018
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It is a distcriptor for certain trans/ crossdressing people. Often connected to traps, and the age old question of the homosexualaty of them.
Patting a traps head? Not gay

Letting a trap suck your dicl? Not gay

Being balls deep in that boypussy? Not Gay

Sucking a traps dick? WAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING MATE THTS FUCKING GAY

...transpictoral its quite self explenatory you see
by Textomancer October 6, 2018
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(Noun) said of a person with a round shapped butt.

Used in medieval germany as an insult, as those with flat butts were of higher standings as they sat a lot or rode horses. So callin someone a quat meant calling them a peasant. But today it has another meaning, that of a hella fine butt, or how the sophisticated scollars say it...... Quat
Chad: Damn man look at that fine ass on Stacey!!!
Tyrone: *while smoking a pipe in his fancy smoking jacket* Now my dear fellow, that is indeed a quat
by Textomancer November 22, 2018
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