Eat The Crust First
Eat The Crust First by jimmu November 8, 2003
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crusties
Vile spawn of Hippies and Punks, these creatures are so-called because their personal habits include not washing until there is a thick crust of dirt all over them. Often seen sporting crusted dreadlocks as well, and when their itching heads get too much, shaved heads. Must-have accessories for any self-respecting crusty: a dog on a string, army boots, stinking patchouli oil, constant odour of garlic.
Crusties are rabid supporters of political correctness- everyone is equal in their eyes, except of course anyone who does not believe in being a vegan, animal-liberating, tax-dodging punk rocker- everyone else is scum! Crusties tend to congregate at summer rock festivals, camping out and eating vegan slop. The rest of the year, they will travel around in delapidated buses and vans trying to find a place to camp and constantly getting kicked off the land wherever they settle like a swarm of festering dung flies.
Nearly all Crusties are rich middle class kids who think it's cool not to wash for a few years and kill their brain cells with too much acid. Then when it all gets too much, they can go home to Mummy and Daddy and clean up their act and get a job as a social worker or teacher.
Crusties are rabid supporters of political correctness- everyone is equal in their eyes, except of course anyone who does not believe in being a vegan, animal-liberating, tax-dodging punk rocker- everyone else is scum! Crusties tend to congregate at summer rock festivals, camping out and eating vegan slop. The rest of the year, they will travel around in delapidated buses and vans trying to find a place to camp and constantly getting kicked off the land wherever they settle like a swarm of festering dung flies.
Nearly all Crusties are rich middle class kids who think it's cool not to wash for a few years and kill their brain cells with too much acid. Then when it all gets too much, they can go home to Mummy and Daddy and clean up their act and get a job as a social worker or teacher.
Cruster
A skate artist. One who consistantly slimes out of anything physically or mentally demanding. An individual who talks big game but never backs it up. Will repetitively tell the same story but with different details each time without realizing that he contradicted himself. A cruster will not own his own vehicle, and thereby mooches rides via the 'guilt trip' method. Paying gas money is completely out of the question, so don't ask. You will owe everything to a cruster. Always claims to be broke, yet always seems to have more than enough money for alcohol.
"You never run? You're such a cruster!"
"That girl called in sick 3 times in a row... what a cruster"
"That girl called in sick 3 times in a row... what a cruster"
Cruster by xXSk8erChicAXx March 22, 2010
Nob Crust
When smegma builds up to a severe state it forms a crusty pie texture called Nob Crust. Hard as a rock, you almost need a chisel to pry it from the rigged regions.
crust punk
a punk who hates politics and the government so much, that they refuse to take a shower, due to the fact that the government provides them with the water. resulting in a shit-like smell.
crust punk by Tim August 22, 2004
Cruster
A pristine, crisp, refreshing, cold beer in a can. 24 racks are preferred, but most frat stars enjoy 30 racks of crusters.
"Hey dude are we heading to the bars tonight? If so, we need to snag a 24 of crusters."
"I'm about to get super scripto after this 10th cruster."
"Toss me a cruster, bro."
"I'm about to get super scripto after this 10th cruster."
"Toss me a cruster, bro."
Cruster by Scripto Cruster December 13, 2016