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Don't make me snap my fingers

"Don't make me snap my fingers"
(DMMSMF for short)

When you annoy a ghetto chick you know that this is imminent...

Usually followed by "Hold ma earrings gurl" and preceded by "oh hell no"
Shaniqua: Hey mom can you get me some candy?
Mom: No Shaniqua you're less than an idea weight already
Shaniqua: OH HELL no bitch don't make me snap my fingers!
by Juango May 30, 2013
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Smack my Bone and call me Sally

A chick giving a doucher a hand job and right before he is about to cum she slaps his boner to make him last longer.
Greg's boyfriend was jerking him off when all of a sudden he cries out "Smack my bone and call me Sally". He gets a second wind and returns the favor.
by Royal Oak Douchebag January 26, 2012
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bite my nuts you moronic putz

"Bite my nuts you moronic putz," is an epithet used on people raiding apricot orchards in Israel.
Moishe had just climbed over the wall, and was sneaking up to an apricot tree when he heard the dreaded words, "Bite my nuts you moronic putz!"

He narrowly escaped, followed by a blast of rock salt.
by scodder May 28, 2010
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it's just me and my bros like warner

Bare lines homerton brought in Daily duppy mate!
(Do the t-bop firstly)
Listen...
Look..
Fresh out the cage for a slaughter
Damn, I was stunned when the case got brought up
It's just me and my bros like Warner
Hold up, wait, let me take that corner
by anonymous November 11, 2020
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my karma ran over your dogma

1. When the little buddha folk take over the government.
2.My car ran over your dog (said when you can't confess fully)
1.
<BuddhistPriest> I am a sorry a sir!! My karma ran over your dogma!!!
<BushHead> Oh dear God NO!!!

2.
<HindyMindy> Wear is meh dawg?? lolz.
<JungFuck> My karma ran over your dogma. LOL!!
<HindyMindy> ... OMG! WTF>?!?!?
by bastardized bottomburp May 24, 2003
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pull out my nine and bust a cap

to pull out ur nine and shoot u
(Whitey acting like a black)
black guy: Im gonna pull out my nine and bust a cap on his ass.
by Jordan March 14, 2005
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oh my god thats so stright

something that chris crocker says negitively because it pisses him of that people say"oh my god thats so gay" about bad things.
Michelle:Hey, like my new flip-flops?
Britney:Ew. Oh my god thats so stright of you to wear areopostle shoes. LOSER
by dirty little bitch March 2, 2008
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