desert dick

- The drought-like state of (a male) not having sex for a protracted period of time
"He's had a bad case of desert dick since he broke up with his fiancée."
by Batrastard July 20, 2003
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dick sauce

What comes out of a cock during orgasm.
"Would you like some dick sauce on that taco?"
by K September 08, 2003
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Dick Cheney

1. to shoot in the face by accident

2. to shoot in the face.
And in the last scene of Scorcese's Oscar-winning The Departed, Mark Wahlberg Dick Cheneys Matt Damon.
by LinusUrgo July 11, 2008
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dick-whooped

The word "dick-whooped" means that the female has been totally enraptured and is in complete awe of her male counterpart. He, basically, has laid the dick to her so damn good that she is ready for him, any time he wants to have sex in the future. That is being "dick-whooped"! It also means that he has made her climax 100+ times in every sex encounter they had from day one!

It is a big honor to be labeled "dick-whooped" because all the other females wish it was them that particular male was having sex with! They are jealous of her while she looks at them with pity because she has nothing to be jealous of. She then humbles herself to her male counterpart ("her Poppy") as he continues his "dick-whooping" dates with her!

***See the female counterpart in the definition for pussy-whooped!
"Stephen has dick-whooped me and can anytime he wants too!"
by cheLLe1963 September 07, 2020
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Dick knobbing

A term created on a web comic called 'cyanide and happiness'
'How to dick Knob someone' A prank which is the act of waiting until night time when target is asleep, removing knob from the door and inserting dick into it. Then knocking and waiting.
Bragging about Dick Knobbing :
Guy #1: "Totally dick knobbed derek last night!"
Guy #2: "Hah! He touched your dick"
Guy #1: "I even had an erection at the time"
by MisterFellow August 26, 2010
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dick fade

Monetary compensation for playing with a penis (not your own, boys).... to catch a Dick Fade is to turn a trick, get a call for a call girl, to hit a lick by taking some sucker's scrilla for stroking his penis till you know, watever. Derivitive of hyphy gangster venacular of So Cal in which to meet your customers to sell your dope is called, "catching a Fade"
Im bout to go hit a Dick Fade..... (laughs) DICK FAAAAAADEEE!!! (She Cackles all the way to bank)
by RTFO Mofo March 25, 2016
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cooking dick

1. To move at an insanely fast speed.
2. To fuck fast (theoretically, fast enough to cook said dick via friction).
"They were cookin' dick down that hill" - GiantBoyDetective
"How did you get back so fast? Man... Sucks for her, you must've been cooking dick." - Jonah
by The Night Guardian April 08, 2015
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