mountain mite

A cool white friend that's not ashamed of having ancestors from the Caucasus Mountains.

Man, you and your family from up here look like mountain mites on that patch of snow with all that furry hair covering your bodies.

by Icare! June 11, 2020

Mountainous

A descriptive word for someone ass.
Ussually a good thing - meaning one has a 'mountable' ass

Jane says 'Damn, look at the ass on him. VERY mountainous'

Sara says 'Yeah, for sure, bet that's what his boyfriend thinks too.'

by Sofaqueen March 10, 2008

balls mountain

The Best Geometry Dash level, behind lodin da fish washer

bro i beat balls mountain by Pinecones!

BRO BOFL ORANGES HOT CHOCOLATE CANADA FR????

by MindGD May 2, 2023

Splash Mountain

When a girl squirts in your face and you take a picture with the flash on as it happens.

I was trying to take a pic with the flash on while eating my girl out and she squirted everywhere; it was a total splash mountain.

by anonymous September 6, 2020

dildo mountain

A golf course so brutal that after the round, you feel like you’ve been riding an ginormous anal dildo for 4+ hours

I can’t play Dildo Mountain again as I need to be able to walk.

by Yakthis April 30, 2023

Float Back Mountain

When you have a massive dump and flush the toilet but the shit stays in the bowl and you have to reflush.

-I had a massive dump today that didn't want to be flushed.

- Oh, so you had a float back mountain?

by Krqkan September 24, 2016

Mountain Biking

Sexiest sport on earth!!

The earth is flat just like mountain biking

by :((((( November 22, 2021