Jimmy Longnuts

Jimmy Longnuts is a mysterious charecter who stalks facebook adding random people. Longnuts makes various posts from Ann Summers and often just makes his status random words such as "MEAT!". He has a very stylish goatee and often bares a striking resemblance to Napolean Dynamite.

Guy 1: Hey, whos this bloke that just added me on facebook?
Guy 2: Why, its Jimmy Longnuts of course!

Jimmy Longnuts by Photato April 12, 2011

Jimmy Changa 

A penis that is so unappealing that you wake up the next morning feeling like you shouldn't have taken that wiener. Much like the after feelings of eating a chimichanga.

Girrrl that dude had a mad Jimmy Changa. Won't be going down there again.

Jimmy Changa by Sloot1035 April 24, 2016

jimmy 

1. condom
2. cocaine

jimmy is my best friend.

jimmy by goddamnhippy July 16, 2008

Jimmy-Jobs 

Another name for condoms. Used in the presence of parents, younger siblings or children, other adults etc.
The name comes in two parts.
Jimmy just a name to alliterate with job plus it's a male name.
Jobs which mean they are doing a particular job.

You wont believe what i saw Jack buying today... some Jimmy-Jobs!

Jimmy-Jobs by romanticheroine April 9, 2008

jimmy page

Had great material such as "Achilles Last Stand" and "Heartbreaker". Great in the studio, but very sloppy live.

Bob - Dude, Jimmy Page is the greatest.
Me - Eh. I'd rather listen to some Eric
Clapton or Ritchie Blackmore.

jimmy page by Gomer October 27, 2004

Jimmy Dore 

He's basically what Alex Jones would be if he were a radical leftist & a washed-up comedian.

Jimmy Dore is a fucking nutjob who had to hop on the Bernie Bro bandwagon because he has no talent as a comedian.

Jimmy Dore by Soul_Driver January 23, 2021

Jimmy Walker 

A very handsome and sweet guy from Macomb, Michigan. Can sometimes be distant, but his intentions are always well founded and when you come to know him, you will find that he truly is the best man ever, and wish that someday he will marry you and be the father of your children. Honest, loving, and caring, he would make the perfect husband for Valerie, that is if he deems her worthy of his love.

Valerie loves Jimmy Walker forever and ever and ever and ever...

Jimmy Walker by bandaidsandhearts February 4, 2010