Gomer's definitions

gargoyle

also a person with a ugly face or facial feature

a fat person with a fat face

by gomer February 28, 2004

jimmy page

Had great material such as "Achilles Last Stand" and "Heartbreaker". Great in the studio, but very sloppy live.

Bob - Dude, Jimmy Page is the greatest.
Me - Eh. I'd rather listen to some Eric
Clapton or Ritchie Blackmore.

by Gomer October 27, 2004

grorange

Defined, it means the genetic splicing of a grape and an orange, but it's importance comes from the oddness of saying the word. It may be the funniest word to say out loud.

I charged the machine gun yelling, "GRORANGE!" to confuse the enemy.

by gomer May 6, 2003

eat my ass

An insult. Bastardization of 'eat me' and 'kiss my ass'.

I told the fucker to go get a spoon and eat my ass.

by gomer May 6, 2003

buttsnake

a gay penis.

by Gomer June 30, 2003

richard cranium

replacement for dickhead.

That guy was a Richard Cranium.

by gomer September 13, 2006

NetBSD

This is a UNIX based operating system that will function effectively on your toaster, alarm clock, and any other fucking thing you can plug in.

I just got NetBSD to work on my beard trimmer!

by gomer May 20, 2003