i-high 

Someone has an i-high for the first few weeks (or months if they're real douches) after purchasing an iphone. People on an i-high cannot physically keep their iphone in their pocket and fail to shut the fuck up about all their moronic and pointless apps. There is no cure for an i-high at this time, luckily it will wear off after a while when the person figures out the iphone is just an over-rated ipod with a phone crammed in it.

"Hey bro, check out this new app i just download from itu-"

"-You know what!! No, i refuse to look at your pointless iphone apps ever again! So why don't you just get the fuck off your i-high and get a life!"

i-high by aightman January 12, 2010

i'm tryna yeah 

usually what a male says to a female when he is trying to penetrate a females vaginal area

boy: girl i'm tryna yeah
girl: you tryna what?
boy: i'm tryna fuck

i'm tryna yeah by pj schoolfield March 22, 2017

I Love You

The words my mother never said to me...

All I wanted my mom to say to me was "I love you"

I Love You by xXDoritosQuikSkoper420BlazerXx June 23, 2016

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! 

the feeling that something that you understand to be true is so self-evident that you cannot believe that others can't see it or understand it too.

Mugatu: SHUT UP! Enough already, Ballstein! Who cares about Derek Zoolander anyway? The man has only one look, for Christ's sake! Blue Steel? Ferrari? Le Tigra? They're the same face! Doesn't anybody notice this? "I feel like I'm taking crazy pills!"

i feel like i'm taking crazy pills! by snotterson July 7, 2011

I’m going to Paris

A sentence used when you are implying that you want to use a sex position called the Eiffel Tower.

Some random girl: fuck I’m really horny yo *points at two guys*
I’m going to Paris, wanna come with me?
The guys: Sure

I’m going to Paris by I have knowledge I share January 22, 2021

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America 

A punk/rock/alternative metal song by Leathermouth (Stylised as LeATHERMØUTH) which was banned from being performed by the FBI. The song threatened the US President and was banned for violating the law against that specific act. The band still performed the song at the 2013 Skate and Surf fest, where Frank Iero encouraged the audience to sing the correct lyrics which weren't forcibly changed by the FBI. Frank Iero is still on the FBI watchlist, and is therefore unable to safely voice his opinions about BLM and ACAB, although he would most certainly be all for the two (as any decent human being should be).

Person 1: What are you listening to?
Person 2: It's "I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America" by Leathermouth
Person 1: Um, ok then, I guess I'll avoid you from now on, as I worship Trump and the US flag on an unhealthy level

I Am Going To Kill The President Of The United States Of America by xx_bloody_xx January 2, 2021

I'll make you eat your parents

A phrase uttered by Cartman on south park a few times throughout the fifth season. Cartman, in the show, actually DID make Scott Tennerman eat his own parents. I should also mention, that that episode is by far the best episode of south park. (Scott Tennerman Must Die)

"I'll make you eat your parents."
"What? What did you say?"
"Nothing."

I'll make you eat your parents by beattie April 11, 2005