free n' me

Short for "free and me". A type of attitude where you think you should get everything for free, and everything belongs to you. A person with the free n' me attitude rarely pays for anything, instead letting friends take care of the bill. In addition, a person with this attitude will assume that they are allowed to use anything a friend owns.

Usually a person with the free n' me attitude will act nonchalant about their actions, as if the free n' me attitude is something normal.

Syrus provided a case study of the free n' me attitude when he took 3 slices of pizza for free when everyone else had chipped in $5.

by matildafan101 January 5, 2009

Squeeze n’ Grease

Absolutely sloppy, wet sounding flatulence. It’s loud, beefy and sounds of splattering liquid.

My secretary walked in my office just as I was squeeze n’ grease. She didn’t know whether to be impressed or repulsed.

I think those prawns were a bit off. I’ve been squeeze n’ grease all day.

by Eaton Holgoode November 27, 2018

Switch ‘n smash

When you and your homie are dating sisters and without telling them you switch places and have sex with the other sibling.

-Hey maxime, you down for a switch ‘n smash this weekend?
-Sure! :)

by Tettroc January 5, 2021

Tap n' Go

When you walk past someone and slap their ass so hard. It is the opposite of the credit card swipe.

"Whooa man, I just gotta tap n' go that chick"

" Yeah, You go ahead, I'll come back for sloppy seconds
" *Slaps ass* "

by GoshmaGoshmaGosh August 9, 2016

Hot n’ Halp

When you need help with something and whoever was supposed to help you has left temporarily. Usually used when it’s during hot weather, but it could also be used rhetorically to say that you’re in hot shit.

*Putting up a tree in Christmas time.*

Ben on a chair stacked with boxes holding the tree for balance : Hey lawn can you hand me another ugly Christmas ornament that we need 200 of.

Lawn: Yeah sure, let me check what’s in the bag of infinite storage in a convenient nymph thigh colored foldable tote.

Ben: It’s pink, but okay QVC. Hit me.

Ben: …

Ben: Hot n’ Halp!

Lawn: Sorry I was trying to tell the guy under my bed that I’m going to fart.

Ben: Don’t forget to make sure he ain’t messing with your chicken wings.

by Bennehftw January 16, 2023

Duke n’ Puke

When one is so violently ill that all things unholy are blasting from every orifice. Shitting and puking at the same time.

What is that horrific retching and splashing sound coming from the bathroom? Oh that’s Roger. He partied just a little to much last night. He’s doing the duke n’ puke today.

by Dick Onchin October 23, 2020

dunk 'n scrub

Washing you hair under the tub faucet, to trick everyone into think you had a shower.

Uh oh, don't have time to shower, better do a dunk 'n scrub.

by Skytrain Riders November 13, 2011