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crap table

Refers to any debris-cluttered horizontal-topped item of furniture normally used for dining, writing/drawing, repairing/constructing, etc.
You can often tell the difference between a bachelor-pad and a couple/family-apartment simply by glancing around to observe how stuff is arranged --- if there's a lady in the house, everything will generally be neat and orderly, whereas a guy who lives alone will likely have at least one crap table where the flotsam and jetsam of typical everyday single-dude existence tends to gravitate to and then never see the light of day for months... he simply tosses his randomly-acquired tidbits there because at the time the items seem too precious/possibly-useful to discard, but then when he eventually has to rummage through his "treasures" to find some solitary item he put there six months ago, he face-palmingly wonders why he ever held onto most of the crap in the first place (extra points if he thought to drag over a wastebasket before beginning his "attack" on the pile).
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Capri Sun Blowjob

When you’re scrolling through Tinder and you meet a girl who will trade Capri Sun juice boxes for oral sex. She’s definitely not homeless but may or may not have all of her teeth. Found in the finer parts of Eagle River AK, possibly by Carl’s Jr
Andy, how come you buy your juice in bulk at Costco? “Bro, you know I live the Pikachu life. Article 15s by day and Capri Sun Blowjobs by night. Looking for a new couch?”
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CRAP APPLE

AN CRAB WITH AN 10 SNAPPIS AND IS AN RED LIKE A APPLE
AH CRAP ITS A CRAP APPLE IT WANTS TO DO A SNAP
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Capricorn

The nice intellegent tinder guy with money who treated you like a girlfriend and would do anything for you but later dumps you because you caught feelings. He maybe ugly ass shit but still have a God complex delicate ego. Likes beer, whiskey, expensive resturants, drives too damn fast, posts random shit on snapchat to get your attention after you *brake up* all the sudden he stops feeling like a grandpa and goes out to parties and what not to piss you off. Leaves on read very often. Mommas boy and wannabe fuckboi
Cancer: damn you really fell for him hu?

Pisces: yeah I fell for that Capricorn ass..
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Capri

A big place and a big person
Daniel - Have you seen that fatty Capri?
Zach - Oh she’s hot

Daniel - Yep you neede to pack you’re jandals and flippers to go there otherwise you won’t survive the hotness
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Crap

I'm not doing his crap
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