Ball Smackers

Obscenely tight fitting gentlemen's under crackers, generally worn by Olympic dive teams and East European 'female' gender-check shot putters of the 1980's. So named due to the slapping effect on the base of the wearers testicles during the pike phase of both events.

Now more commonly found on the beaches of Southern Europe on an overweight greased up German, also see banana hammock or Speedo's for the beach variant.

"Klaus ist miner packet g-boolljen?"

"Yah das ball smackers hast kleiner Willhelm in der knutter cracken" (insert overtly exuberant laughter)

by Wacker Man February 28, 2007

conker balls

Spikey testicles with regrowth after being shaved

I had sex with Martin and he had a right pair of conker balls

by LeeBeexx January 2, 2017

ball bruiser

when a male gets so lonely he tends to masterbate so much and hard he bruises his balls at the shaft and his choda area.

"Dude my ol' lady has been holding out so long I've become a ball bruiser."

"Man look at this black and blue spot on my sack isnt that a huge case of a ball bruiser."

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004

dippin balls

a t-bag on any object and or thing

when that girl passes out im so dippin balls in her mouth

by fat sweaty chode October 6, 2008

ball pit

Lots of males in one place, usually naked.

My gym locker room turned into a total ball pit after new years, naked dudes everywhere.

by kairamat January 16, 2015

lack of balls

Someone who says shit about you behind your back gossips whispers slates you but don't have the balls to say it to your face..

Why have you been chatting shit about me you must have a lack of balls to say it to my face

by Bumflap May 2, 2016

Frog balling

The act of masturbating without lubrication using just your sandpaper-like hands.

I was frog balling it dude! I didn't use any lube and I dry shot it!

by Zaso February 24, 2014