JohnnyMeg's definitions

ball bruiser

when a male gets so lonely he tends to masterbate so much and hard he bruises his balls at the shaft and his choda area.

"Dude my ol' lady has been holding out so long I've become a ball bruiser."

"Man look at this black and blue spot on my sack isnt that a huge case of a ball bruiser."

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004

mechasm

to self induse an orgasm while using battery operated equipment.

"I walked in on my ol' lady after work and she was on the bed having a mechasm using high powered equipment toward her woo-woo as smoke was rolling out from her crotch area. She missed me dearly.

by JohnnyMeg August 19, 2004