Socialist Certification of Quality

Any politician who isn't instantly a scumbag and lowlife gets bullied intensely as a socialist or marxist.

X person: "That politician over there, she wants to give pregnant women maternity leave to prevent infant mortalities and protect infants ensuring that their mothers are close by."
Y person: "Fucking Socialist!"

X person: "Now I know that politician has a Socialist Certification of Quality."

by BlankShouter March 17, 2023

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Secret Cervix

E deliciously fried cheese curd you eat at midnight. Usually while in a intoxicated state.

I was so drunk last night that I ate secret cervix till the sun came up.

by Bob the manic depressive March 20, 2023

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nigga cept

Universal math formula, the formula goes to literally any math formula.

How did you pass the test? I used nigga cept

by GeorgeFloydLover March 22, 2023

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hydro-ceramic engineer

A highly skilled professional whose job is to remove edible matter from circular ceramic structures using the science of water pressure.

I just landed a job at Shennanigans as a hydro-ceramic engineer!

by MrFoxx March 29, 2023

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Competence ceiling

The reason these companies can adopt these woke policies because all positions are designed to be interchangeable cogs and you only need to me SO competent to work there. The amount of money you would hypothetically gain by hiring someone else is irrelevant.

Hym "There is no evidence that adopting different policies would effect their income in a way that is substantial. You want to believe your values make you better than someone but the reality is that you're not all that competent. The is a visible competence ceiling."

by Hym Iam March 31, 2023

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