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gut-top

A laptop that rests on the fat gut of a fat individual.
I was working on my laptop at the office and looked over to see Matt working on his Gut-top. Man, he is so fat that his gut covers his entire lap that there is no other place but his gut to rest his computer.

"Hey Matt, is your Gut-top a Dell Fatitude?"
by Matt Kerr March 31, 2008
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Carrot Top

A Carrot Top is the drink of choice among the general population residing in the Tritown Area. It is defined by a shot of Dubra being dropped into a glass of Orange Soda. The drink is never to be mixed. To administer this elixir correctly, the recipient must drop the shot of Dubra into the orange soda, and guzzle the orange soda before the mixture curdles. If a recipient is struggling to self administer the elixir, an onlooker must finish the elixir themselves, or pour the mixture down the throat of the recipient. The Elixir must not be allowed to curdle, a this will promptly summon the Dark Lord, who will then force both the recipient and bystanders to consume Dubra until they join him in Darkness.
Hey man what is tha........ (Carrot Top Administered)
by DarkLord1776 November 28, 2017
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Top Dog

“Top Dog” is usually powerful and good looking, You can even challenge for top dog.
by ChaseTheWokeGuy November 17, 2017
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quick top

When a woman gets in your and sucks your dick
Bro I just got some quick top by my tinder match
by Ultimate Glungus May 18, 2019
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top jelly

the liquidy jelly on top of the real jelly.
Mmm this top jelly is great!
by A-iric May 19, 2007
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fuzz top

The back view of the person's head in the car in front of you, usually an old person because of the characteristically fuzzy, curly mass that encompasses an elderly persons hair. A fuzz top can be spotted not going over 10 mph and causing you to become frustrated when stuck behind one in traffic. A casual swear term that wont offend grams.
1. That Fuzz Top cant even see over the steering wheel of that beat ass Caddy
2. MOVE IT YOU FUZZ TOP!
3. Sorry Im late, I hope you'll understand I was stuck behind a Fuzz Top.
by CouRtney June 4, 2004
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Top Gun

The high vantage point all school shooters go to get the most kills.
Better put more security at Top Gun
by Mr.sirr August 11, 2020
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