granny pants 

Any pair of women's pants that are "uncool" because they look like something your mom or grandma would wear. This often includes "relaxed fit" jeans, jeans that taper down to the ankles, anything in a old-school floral pattern, anything TOO stretchy, etc.

1) I was wearing granny pants and some girl teased me in the hallway.

granny pants by andriod5 January 13, 2006

prescription pants 

Similar to v-neck pants. Worn by people who go to clubs because they suck.

Of coarse he wears prescription pants, he also wears striped shirts from nordstrom and too much cologne

prescription pants by sneekix September 15, 2006

happy in the pants

something causing an orgasm or an erection.

Those cookies made Ben Davis happy in the pants.

happy in the pants by Emily and Brooke June 26, 2005

Long-Pants 

An affirmative; yeah; awesome; also cool; hell yes

"That math test was freakin' HARD!!"
"Long-Pants! I think I failed!"

Long-Pants by Rachel Miranda Devin Michelle Melton Reader December 7, 2006

square pants

to have two glocks in your pants, handles facing in, thus looking like square pants, used by ali vegas in his song sponge bob

see that guy over there, hes packin square pants, watch out for him

square pants by colin Williams December 31, 2007

snack pants 

To carry snacks in your pants pockets such as jello, pudding, chips, drinks etc.

1. Hey "snackpants" kick down with some beef jerky!
2. If your hungry, ask "snack pants" for somthing to eat.

snack pants by ben protas January 8, 2008

Queer-Pants 

Very tight brightly colored pants, often very snug around the genitals to accentuate the bulge.

When Jon Lamb walked into the office I complimented him on his new queer-pants.

Queer-Pants by msmith1337 November 4, 2008