dick kick 

Nickname for the hole cards 68 offsuit in Texas Hold'em Poker. Staying in a hand with these cards and winning it is considered to be a kick in the dick to everyone else at the table and proper etiquette is to show them at the end of the hand regardless.

Jason: I can't believe you called to the river with that crap and donked a straight over my aces.

Carl: Doesn't feel good does it?

Jason: No.

Carl: That's why they call it a dick kick.

dick kick by DoyleBrunson October 14, 2012

tennessee thrust kick 

when a man ejaculates on his foot and then kicks an unlucky girl in the face.

Dude she is such a whore that i just had to tennessee thrust kick her.

tennessee thrust kick by big daddy d 09 December 9, 2009

drop kick 

A small dog that is both stinky and yappy and makes you want to pick it up and punt it like a foot ball.

"awwww cute little drop kick"

drop kick by MaddyK April 4, 2006

I kick so much ass 

Truth in its purest form.

I kick so much ass. You know it to be true.

I kick so much ass by Squeed March 10, 2005

gypsy kick 

a. A kick inflicted by one who is wearing really pointed-toed shoes.

b. A kick inflicted by a girl wearing really pointed-toed shoes into another girl's privates.

"I swear I'm going to gypsy kick that bitch."

gypsy kick by leighchee May 17, 2007

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass 

A quote by Jamie Hyneman on Mythbusters in the goldfish memory episode

Jaime: I think I'm just going to leave me *wraps cord* I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass
Adam: laughs

I'm gonna kick your goldfish ass by applealex October 4, 2009

sex kick

A teenage girl reaches the age in which she wants to get fucked for like 4 hours straight by a cock 6" or greater.

"Damn Julia, I think I'm in my sex kick, when I see guys I just want to get uber-rammed."

sex kick by lionhardt October 9, 2008