Jesus crap! 

1. A corruption of the phrase "Jesus Christ!"
2. An exclamation usually used after one had been owned.
3. Said after an incredible event/an event thought to never occur.

"Jesus crap!" may be used in the same manner as Sweet Jesus, but only sparingly.

"Dude, Golden Corral burnt down yesterday."
"Jesus crap!"

"Jesus crap! They got friggin' owned!"

Jesus crap! by T3GM January 8, 2009

Jesus of Dublin 

Christ Bono of Dublin

He talks like he is Jesus of Dublin

Jesus of Dublin by Steffen 'Jint' Jørgensen January 19, 2008

Jesus fishing 

vi. The act of attempting to lure people into one's belief system by evangelizing or proselytizing. E.g. a Mac user trying to convert a PC user.

Jim is such a big fan of the iphone that he cannot resist Jesus fishing whenever he knows he among a bunch of Blackberry users.

Jesus fishing by Seb13 February 26, 2009

Jesus Christ Handles 

Term for the handle above the pasengers head on a car that can be used for hanging coats, but more often grabbed at times when your firend is driving whaaaay to fast.

" I didnt think he would get round that corner, I had to grab the Jesus Christ Handles!"

Jesus Christ Handles by Zippyvr6 April 9, 2009

Jesus cock 

A penis that has been through so many beatings and scabs and Unprotection and punishment but to true people mostly women know the true orgasmic prosperity of this penis it is like no other crucified so that it may rise again it is the perfect cock causing true worship towards this penis

I am forever endowed to dominic Jesus cock

Jesus cock by Who’s hunting whom September 11, 2020

Jesus Juice 

Well Its basically..Kahlula, Vodka, Rum, Whisky, Rye, and Sprite with a lil bit of orange pop. Devon My brah made it up and its pretty awesome we get crunked off of it all the time Good times on May long man

Jesus Juice The ultimate drinkIt all took place on may long and it doesnt give you too bad of a hang over/. no it actually goes we drank like 3 pitchers of water after that

Jesus Juice by Denholm(AKADavid) December 28, 2005

jesus christ is my nigga

jesus christ is a nigger

Well, I wrote this song for the Christian youth
I wanna teach kids the Christian truth
If you wanna reach those kids on the street
Then you gotta do a rap to a hip-hop beat
So I gave my sermon an urban kick
My rhymes are fly, my beats are sick
My crew is big and it keeps getting bigger
That's 'cause Jesus Christ is my nigga
Woo!

jesus christ is my nigga by man fucker May 22, 2019