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Dick as far as the eye can see 

When your somewhere and there is only males.
Dude 1: Hey man whats up with that party? Is there any hot babes?

Dude 2: No man just dick as far as the eye can see.
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pie eyed 

"I got completely pie eyed last night and hooked up with a total mutt."
pie eyed by TheRoss July 20, 2006
The act in which the fellow, performing intercourse with his gal doggy-style, pulls out right before orgasm, spits on her back or neck to trick her into thinking he ejaculated on her, then shoots his load into her eye when she turns her head.
"I had to wash my eye out," Mabel said, "after Ned hit me with the old fish eye trick. It's a good thing our supervisor didn't catch us."
Fish eye by Ned March 26, 2003

one-eyed pirate 

When one proceedes to bang a girl, pulls out near ejaculation, skeet in her eye, and finally kick out her shin. Now you have a pissed off, one-eyed, one-legged, bitch chasing after you. Hence, the one-eyed pirate.
Tom was prepared to run for his life after giving his girl friend a one-eyed pirate.
one-eyed pirate by Ryan April 20, 2004

evil eye 

The act of glaring at someone with a lot of anger or hatred.
"She must be pissed, she's been giving me the evil eye all night."
evil eye by grindmyscrotum August 3, 2005

three eyed turtle

verb. A sex act involving a limber woman. Where the woman spreads her legs and grabs her ankles. Oral, Vaganal, and Anal sex ensue, in THAT order. No ATM here.
Dude! I found a hot little gymnast who's so horny she's willing to do a Three Eyed Turtle!
three eyed turtle by cog January 19, 2005