Corona Condom

What face masks became to dating singles during the Coronavirus pandemic of 2020 -- the social distancing prophylactic required if two single people hope to come within six feet of each other.

I thought Chris was going to go on a Corona Date with that hot chick last night.

No, he had to bail; he forgot his Corona Condom so she wouldn't let him near her.

by LuluBleu April 13, 2020

Coronatism

The phenomenon of your parents being bored during the coronacrisis of 2020, wich resulted in them fucking eachother out of boredom, resulting in disabilities like a third arm with 7 fingers or a 2 and a half vaginas.

'He has suffered from coronatism since birth'

by Omni03 April 14, 2020

Coronavirus

A worldwide virus that seems to make people need toilet paper and milk.

Karen: I NEED ALL THE TOILET PAPER
Everyone: ah, she must have coronavirus..

by u_are_hawt123 April 14, 2020

Coronavirus

Someone ate a bat and now all the toilet paper is gone, so is the hand sanitizer and baked beans..not the baked beans!

Fuck the coronavirus. Now I have to survive off sand paper and ramen till it's over >:(

by Almondd mylk April 15, 2020

Coronacation

When people are supposed to be working remotely during the coronavirus yet your colleagues are unavailable and do not appear online.

SG: Is Rajiv off today?
CD: Probably taking a coronacation.

by oface3 April 17, 2020

Corona

Wish it’s a Chinese thing that you can by things includes the corona virus and the death.
In some country’s they think that

Greta Thunberg started COVID-19 bc that have a good influence on the earth

Corona.bitch

by Youra_dopted April 17, 2020

Corona Time

When someone does something totally unnecessary that takes time away from normal human interactions, for example drinking at 10am

Dude, David has been making his own spice mix now. It's like he's living on Corona time.

by Kragelz April 18, 2020