Coronacrisis

1) The irrational response to a worldwide pandemic. Oftentimes characterized by emotionally driven behaviors such as the procurement of large amounts of toilet paper, Mountain Dew, potato chips, and other goods normally found on the shelves of grocery stores.

Did you hear about Bobby-Jo and Sheri-Lynn? They went to the store last night and bought 500 cases of Mountain Dew because they were fixin' to run out! Damn, son, that's one hell of a coronacrisis they got on their hands!