Cock Shower

How the Jonas Brothers bathe everyday.

Yo, the Jonas Brothers totally take cock showers everyday.

by AreTooDeTo October 18, 2008

Cod Cock

V.)
The act of using one hand to play call of duty and the other to please your self.
Modern Warfare is the common game this happens on

N.) A male organ that can be used to shoot people. ( mostly in the face)

Bob: HOW DID YOU DIE???

Lonely Nerd : Sorry i was i had to "Cod Cock"

Bob: OH...... You better not have used the controller I let you borrow.

by xBox of a Cox February 6, 2010

mound of cock

Big ol fat huge massive dick, or several penises forming a large pile of penises.

I should be a pornstar because I have a huge mound of cock in my pants. I'll just put it in Dean's mom's ass instead. Eat this giant mound of cock you bitch.

by Mr. Hoggenbalz January 1, 2008

cock knocker

Mild insult, popularized by Kevin Smith movies.

by Anonymous October 7, 2003

poppy cock

1. A carmalized popcorn treat
2. Utter bullshit
3. A penis that makes popping noises

George W. Bush = poppy cock

by Nettled October 10, 2003

Cock goalie

The ultimate cock blocker. Often says thing to women like "yo this guy's no good, he's a player."

Fuck that guy bro, he's the cock goalie

by longrod vonbigdong March 1, 2011

cock-tard

Also, a cream-based condiment similar to mustard. It is often used to compliment light wines and seafood. It makes a great facial moisturizer (when used with cucumbers).

I slathered her clam with my cock-tard.

by Zac C May 18, 2005