bro fi

Music style when any arrogant, particularly well-off, douchebag attempts to make "visceral" or sentimental music. Often written/performed to look cool and/or score with someone.

You hear frat-Chad put out an EP? It's total bro fi in an attempt to nail Amanda.

by IanYouKnowItsTruePtII October 23, 2009

bro man

the guy that lives on the 4th floor up martin's apartment.

"whassup bro man?!"

::comes through fire escape::

by thealleycat June 20, 2006

Warner Bros.

Any kind of oppression forced on a musical artist and the people who enforce it. Originates from Prince's contractual battles with Warner Bros Records.

"Damn Warner Bros locked us out of Glam Slam again."

by Dylan June 5, 2004

bro noun

Any noun or proper noun that has been purposefully altered to include the word 'bro'. Typically this is used in words containing a syllable that already rhymes with bro as this simplifies the integration. This rhetoric is most commonly observed among male friends addressing each other.

Ex. 1
Guy1: "What's going on bro biden?"
Guy2: "Not much, brorack brobama. How's things?"

Ex. 2
Guy1: "Yo, broseph, can I get a spot?"
Guy2: "What's the matter, can't handle the broflex? Yeah, I gotcha, don't worry, I'm a brofessional."
Guy1: "Quit dropping the bro nouns and help me."

by unoit! April 8, 2011

Lax Bro

Anyone who lets lax take over there lives and embraces the lax gods. He will do anything to play with his stick and believe in the Lax year of 2025. His ambitions are to go to John Hopkins and be deemed a Lax God. His flo is also so hard he makes woman pass out as he passes by them. The All-star of all lax names is Sea Balls it posses the BTB shot. Insane I know. (BTB means Behind the Back underhanded). Laxbro's wear pinnys with their numbers at all times! They care around there sticks and their moms usually yell at them for it, but a true laxbro will only try to hide it from her and not put his stick down. A true laxbro will have a boner to beat Friendswood and stroke the butter with his Lax stick. Every Laxbro has a pseudonym like El Diablo, Sea Bass or something cool n lax like that. Also every Laxbro has a lax it up shirt. If your not constantly holding your stick and getting woman to think your super hot just because your a laxbro then your probably not a laxbro. Also every laxbro has a back up stick that is huge and they usually carry it in their pants. Also you must like to get super high all Laxbro's light the dank if their not doing that their laxin' it up or taking care of their great flo's. May the Lax Gods be with all Laxbro's out there.

SeaBass: Dude my mom hates when I Play Lax in the car.
Not a laxbro: Dude is that possible?
SeaBass: Anythings possible if your a lax bro!
*Thud from a hot ass chick walking by and passing out by seeing SeaBass' flo*
Not a laxbro: Dude I wanna be a lax bro
SeaBass: then come with me to practice with my coach because i practice with him everyday because we are Laxbro's
*Now at Practice*
Peter: Lax bro's I have a BONER to beat Friendswood
SeaBass: Coach me too!!
Johnny Boy: Its that Lefty laxbro!
Alex: Where da dank at Laxbro!
Adam: Mucinex f's me up
Mitch: Dub step Bitches!
T. Spain: I've been shooting all damn DAY! 100% on Faceoff Bitches
Jaz: John Adam n Zack
Chronic Sam: They call me the REALITOR cuz i get sooo many yard sales
Blake: Seabass your such a Laxbro!
Cameron: I like to score and I can do it with both the ladies and in Lax cuz im a Laxbro
Johnny boy: Your a retard!
Peter: Don't ever skip practice to stroke the butter also key to the game is Dodge Shoot Score.
Not a laxbro: Im gonna work so hard to be a laxbro
*A few years later*
Not a laxbro, but now a laxbro: Ever since ive became a laxbro ive gotten so many woman and all my friends are Laxbro's and were all soo cool and the ladies think were super hot!
*Laxbro's in a huddle*
Seabass: Break out on Laxbro's on 3...2...1
Laxbro's united: LAXBROS
*everywomen in the universe just came*

by Cinco Lax 38 June 30, 2011

Basic Bro

A guy who:
-has gingham shirts in all colors
-Post shirtless photos on Insta
-has no preference in music

-gets too emotional during sporting events
-thinks too many women complain about sexual harassment
-loves his Chukka boots

-brags about sexual conquest that have never happened
-buy, sells or is looking for steroids
-Marvel movies are his life
-wont wear sunglasses without croquis
-upgrades muffler to sound louder and more badass
-loyal Archer fan

You think you are special, but your actually just a basic bro.

by DP_Shaff November 16, 2017

Bro Town

Bro Town is the much loved New Zealand cartoon which takes the piss out of everything New Zealanders are too sensitive too actually admit or are worried about saying because the Maori, Samoan, Tongan, or general Polynesian mix will smash them for saying. It has created many common phrases in New Zealand such as Morning Side 4 Life!, Peyow, Peyow!, and I'm going to the pub, I may be some time... It also takes the piss out of F.O.B pronounciations of English such as 'Peer' for 'Beer'

"Bro Town jus ran its las epysoyd ow"
"Fuck Morning Side 4 Life, Otara where the thugs at!"
"I'd like to Peyow, Peyow her."

by Lavalava June 23, 2009