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Avoidance-wars

Avoidance-wars (noun): The phenomenon occurring when two or more individuals engage in a mutual attempt to evade eye contact while traversing shared spaces, resulting in a situation akin to a standoff where neither party successfully averts the gaze, leading to a temporary stalemate in their paths.
Those two drivers are haveing Avoidance-wars neither driver wants to make eye contact while parking
by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024
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proof wear

I have proof wear
by Abcvd January 6, 2024
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Gender wars

Something so fucking ridiculous I think that we should just let global warming continue to happen so we can all roast to death. Why are people fighting over their fucking gender? As if you can fucking control that! These retards need to get a life and not base their opinions of the opposite gender of of BuzzFeed articles and Andrew Tate podcasts.
Some random fucktard: I participate in the gender wars!
Normal person: Kill yourself
by leo123456 December 9, 2023
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Just wear it

I got in trouble and I wasn’t even a part of it! Just wear it bro, and move on.
by AlmaHolzhert February 25, 2024
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Short Wars

In the YouTube Shorts part of YouTube they are typically videos under 45 seconds.
Kids attentions spans are decreasing so they quickly swipe down instead of viewing the video.
So, to get more views, channels will show the content of the video, in addition to an extra video, often Subway Surfers of Minecraft Parkour.
Attention Spans still decrease so channels make weirder videos and catch onto weird trends to get views.
The wars are began by shorts becoming worse and worse as they compete with eachother as our attention spans worsen.
A YouTube and his friend are talking.
Youtuber: So I was thinking of doing some Skibidi Toilet and Subway Surfers Videos for Gen A...
Friend: dude, no, don't fall into the Short Wars
by Leonidas of Alexandria March 4, 2024
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Console Wars

A stupid thing where people defend the hardware they bought that'll break eventually
by cardloss March 13, 2024
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mortu-weary

1.Adjective- Being creeped out by viewing corpses, resulting in the dread of going to a mortuary or funeral home.

2. Noun- A unique,unconventional collection of burial clothing. (I thought of this definition when I was inspired by an idea for a satire or situation comedy about putting on a macabre fashion show for burial clothes as modeled by living dead people! See sentence 2 for an example.)
1. "Look, pal. The deceased won't hurt you, open their eyes or come after you. So there is no need to be MORTU-WEARY!"
(Hyphen is optional in writing, but is handy on putting emphasis on the word, "weary")

2. TV Announcer: " Fellow funeral directors! Welcome to the Second Annual Funeral Fashion Show, where you can see the latest , most popular funeral, burial and cremation attire, manufactured by Mortu-Wear-Y!"
by Darebo April 3, 2024
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