mortu-weary 

1.Adjective- Being creeped out by viewing corpses, resulting in the dread of going to a mortuary or funeral home.

2. Noun- A unique,unconventional collection of burial clothing. (I thought of this definition when I was inspired by an idea for a satire or situation comedy about putting on a macabre fashion show for burial clothes as modeled by living dead people! See sentence 2 for an example.)

1. "Look, pal. The deceased won't hurt you, open their eyes or come after you. So there is no need to be MORTU-WEARY!"
(Hyphen is optional in writing, but is handy on putting emphasis on the word, "weary")

2. TV Announcer: " Fellow funeral directors! Welcome to the Second Annual Funeral Fashion Show, where you can see the latest , most popular funeral, burial and cremation attire, manufactured by Mortu-Wear-Y!"

mortu-weary by Darebo April 3, 2024