ObliberTheGreat's definitions

Get your dick in my wallet

The reverse of Get your dick out of my wallet, inviting someone to steal all your money because your righteous and it’s the best thing to do. Give me your money.

Hello, please Get your dick in my wallet I want to ave no money and be scammed, it’s all I’ve ever wanted.

by ObliberTheGreat December 11, 2025

Peesle Pass

Peesle Pass (noun): A colloquial term denoting any circumstance in which an individual adeptly navigates or skillfully maneuvers their way out of trouble, showcasing resourcefulness and clever problem-solving to overcome challenges or potential consequences.

That kid must have used his Peesle Pass to be able to get out of that one!

by ObliberTheGreat January 11, 2024

Avoidance-wars

Avoidance-wars (noun): The phenomenon occurring when two or more individuals engage in a mutual attempt to evade eye contact while traversing shared spaces, resulting in a situation akin to a standoff where neither party successfully averts the gaze, leading to a temporary stalemate in their paths.

Those two drivers are haveing Avoidance-wars neither driver wants to make eye contact while parking

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

Ontanym

Ontanym (noun): A term coined in jest to depict the humorous and exaggerated mangling or mispronunciation of a complex word, often employed as a playful commentary on linguistic challenges or verbal missteps.

He made that word into an Ontanym. He absolutely mangled it.

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

Billing

Billing (verb): The manipulative act of gaslighting another person by deceitfully convincing them that substantial monetary obligations are owed, creating a false narrative or illusion of debt for personal gain or control.

I was Billing that man on the street he managed to see through it

by ObliberTheGreat January 3, 2024

Sureware

Sureware (noun/adjective): Referring to the quality of being secure, especially in the context of internet sites. As a noun, it designates a secure online platform, while as an adjective, it describes the assurance of security, contrasting with insecure sites.

Are you sure that this a Sureware site? It looks kind of dodgy

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024

Slatherbrain

Slatherbrain (noun): Initially denoting a gif, the term has evolved to describe an individual who incessantly boasts about their intelligence by sharing arbitrary and trivial facts with others, often in a manner perceived as self-aggrandizing and lacking genuine substance.

That boy was a real Slatherbrain what an annoying person

by ObliberTheGreat January 2, 2024