Wearspray

When you put on hairspray in the morning, and about an hour later it all goes rubbish and flat. So a really rubbish hairspray that doesnt last

OMG, i knew i shouldn't have worn that awful wearspray this morning, look at my hair! its totally flat

Wearspray by RazzleFantazmaDazzle June 22, 2009

earspray 

The noise emanating from the headphones of an iPod.

I could not avoid all the earspray on the subway.

earspray by NYC Trinity July 29, 2006

Wearplay 

A take off on airplay. A piece of clothing that you wear alot gets alot of wearplay

man that way cool shirt has been getting alot of wearplay recently

Wearplay by Doodaman July 8, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008