Toucansexual

A furry, or perhaps bird furry, that has a particular kink for toucans

They say Tyson went to jail on a zoophilia charge for being an open toucansexual.

Toucansexual by El ritardo June 25, 2018

Paper Touching 

Not just an act of gathering and distributing money, per se, but a lifestyle. A way of life that consists of constantly keeping your eye on the prize (money, power, pussy) and hustle in your heart.

"Young man, how often do you engage in Paper Touching?" the man asked. "All day, all the time, pussy on my mind" the young man responded.

Paper Touching by hockey6408 December 18, 2008

teuchi 

The man that runs the ramen store, Ichiraku, in the anime/manga Naruto. He was one of the first to actually be nice to Naruto. Some people theorize that he is actually Tobi, the leader of the Akatsuki.

Person 1: I can't believe that Teuchi, the ramen guy, killed so many innocents!
Person 2: I knew that man didn't look right from the beginning.

teuchi by hoshigayki December 31, 2018

Little bit touched 

used to describe someone who is not quite right in the head

Person 1: Blair's upstairs bragging to his female co-workers that he has VIP tickets to Sexpo

Person 2: So?

Person 1: He's offended that they're treating him like a dirty old man

Person 2: That Blair's a little bit touched isn't he

Little bit touched by J-Banger July 29, 2009

torch rock 

A musical sub-genre using the classical blues/rock construct and instrumentation with an emphasis on the themes and deliveries of the "torch" singers. Term stems from the saying, "to carry a torch for someone".

Practictioners include Billie Holliday, Serge Gainsbourg, Pollux, Jimmy Scott and Nina Simone.

"It's a third date; I'm bringing candles, some torch rock and massage oil."

torch rock by soendsvalentine August 9, 2009

Torch

good pussy

"You hear she got that torch"

Torch by Savageman1214312 December 1, 2016

touchy 

A person who:
a)is sensitive
b)takes things personally/literally.
c)a person who can't take a joke

Jenny- "Hey could you buy me some tampons while you're at the store?"
Logan- sarcasm "I don't know, you know I'm kinda busy with eating, sleeping, joining a cult, eating..."
Jenny- "Is it because you don't LOVE ME? You HATE ME don't you?!!!"
Logan- *begins talking fast* "I can tell that you're kinda touchy, so um...OK."

touchy by fdsajkl; July 10, 2005