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A musical sub-genre using the classical blues/rock construct and instrumentation with an emphasis on the themes and deliveries of the "torch" singers. Term stems from the saying, "to carry a torch for someone".

Practictioners include Billie Holliday, Serge Gainsbourg, Pollux, Jimmy Scott and Nina Simone.
"It's a third date; I'm bringing candles, some torch rock and massage oil."
by soendsvalentine August 10, 2009
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Akin to the "Rick Roll"; the practice of surreptitiously sending a video link to Rick Astley's "Never Gonna Give You Up" under the guise of something more important, conversationally relevant or tasteful.

The Butt Roll instead sends a link to Samwell's "What What (In the Butt)"
" Last day on my job, I'm going to Butt Roll the whole office with a "work related message from the CEO"!"
by soendsvalentine April 16, 2008
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noun: to describe an event where a drug user, high on methamphetimine (aka "yaba") is in a paranoid/psychotic state, rips off either his own or somebody else's genitals and throws them.
"That man is high, shifty, and toothless; watch your junk or he just might yaba-lob-a-ding-dong. And it may be yours."
by soendsvalentine February 3, 2009
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Dollar bills of indeterminate denomination, though typically, a one ($1).

The term derives from the term "Scooby Snack"; from the children's television show "Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!" (1969 -present).

An underpinning of the show's storyline, the main character was often coerced into doing thing he was otherwise reticent to do with the offer of a food identified only as a "Scooby Snack"; if still reluctant, the character was offered more.

The term's implicit secondary association is stripper-to-dog; vulgar.
(Holding a dollar bill aloft and yelling) "Daddy needs a new lap-dance! Who needs a Stripper Snack?"
by soendsvalentine April 20, 2008
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