Toolbox

Someone whom you like because they have absolutely no redeeming qualities whatsoever

That dude is a total toolbox

by Fishbowl1976 June 27, 2017

Tool Biscuit

Synonym for dickbag.

Xavier is such a tool biscuit!

by Jenn Ross August 2, 2017

Tool Bag

The type of guy who - before he introduces himself - tells you about his tattoos and brags about getting a deal on suits

Jarret said, "my next triathalon is next week. My mom lent me the money to enter!"

Jarrret is a tool bag.

by Bubba gunk September 3, 2017

toolen

A fucking bitch of a girl that thinks the only way to get over a person is by leap frogging from dick to dick

Person 1: Man she's such a slut, she thinks sleeping with other guys will help her get over her ex
Person 2: Yeah! She's acting like a Toolen!

by percylandia October 11, 2017

tool

Maybe a tool can be cool?

You're one of many in here & all are individually special. Good tools shouldn't be used & abused but often are, time to wise up to how others are really treating you?
Don't become someone who is a mere instrument to be used by others. For example : If you're a screwdriver don't let them use you as a hammer, it will mess up the tool.

There are many kind hearted souls who'd almost do anything for anyone (within reason), not realising they look ' a tool ' to the crafty & unscrupulous that use them.

by Snow piss = global warming 66 October 15, 2017

Tonpolit

To place your testicles on someone's forehead

I tonpolited my nan yesterday

by Heufdtd October 21, 2017

tobold

One of the most beautiful person in the entire universe. Usually known as an optimist and someone who is good at teasing.

Tobold?! Baka!
My legs have gone dead Tobold.

by WhiteAngelx3 January 4, 2018