by sid gard March 5, 2009
Get the jake whitmarshmug. When people start a chat on facebook about random information. This never turns into an actual conversation, but rather short thoughts that have no defined topic. It is very annoying to the person that didn't start the chat and yet can not leave the chat for some reason. And it tends to last for a while. If you end the chat, it usually starts back the next time you are online. (can also occur outside of facebook chats and in person)
Example Jake Chatting Conversation:
Sally: "Did you see the movie Due Date?"
Tom: "I hear it is the shit."
Sally: "Guess what, mackenzie and billy broke up last night."
Tom: "About damn time."
Sally: "so Alabama lost"
Tom: "yeah, i heard. i mean, we were at the game together"
Sally: ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) <------ look its a bandaid
Sally: "Did you see the movie Due Date?"
Tom: "I hear it is the shit."
Sally: "Guess what, mackenzie and billy broke up last night."
Tom: "About damn time."
Sally: "so Alabama lost"
Tom: "yeah, i heard. i mean, we were at the game together"
Sally: ( ̲̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̲̅̅ ̲̲̅̅:̲̅:̲̅:̲̅) <------ look its a bandaid
by Tawny T November 24, 2010
Get the jake chattingmug. Ever since Jake wowed fans and critics alike with OCTOBER SKY, he's been steadily building a career of impressive range and versatility. He is on every major critics' Top 10 list of Hollywood's Best young actors. And he is working with an impressive list of directors. He co-starred with Dustin Hoffman and Susan Sarandon in the acclaimed MOONLIGHT MILE. THE GOOD GIRL was the indie film world's sweetheart; DONNIE DARKO earned Jake an Indie Spirit Award nomination for Best Actor and the film has developed an incredible cult following that the film is being re-released summer 2004. And previously, audiences got a taste of his comic sensibilities - with the cult hit BUBBLE BOY.
The fall of 2005 will see Jake in three major releases -- the much anticipated BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, PROOF and JARHEAD. DONNIE DARKO continues to play in special midnight screenings across the U.S. as the director's cut finds a new audience. As Jake's career evolves from indie films to major studio productions, his web site will keep his fans up-to-date on present, future and upcoming films - and where you can see th
Work (On Film & Stage)
Zodiac (pre-production)
2006
Jarhead (November 2005)
2005
Brokeback Mountain (December 2005)
2005
Proof (September 2005)
2005
The Day After Tomorrow
2004
Moonlight Mile
2002
The Good Girl
2002
Highway
2002
Lovely & Amazing
2001
Donnie Darko
2001
Bubble Boy
2001
October Sky
1999
Homegrown
1998
Josh and S.A.M.
1993
A Dangerous Woman
1993
City Slickers
1991
The fall of 2005 will see Jake in three major releases -- the much anticipated BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN, PROOF and JARHEAD. DONNIE DARKO continues to play in special midnight screenings across the U.S. as the director's cut finds a new audience. As Jake's career evolves from indie films to major studio productions, his web site will keep his fans up-to-date on present, future and upcoming films - and where you can see th
Work (On Film & Stage)
Zodiac (pre-production)
2006
Jarhead (November 2005)
2005
Brokeback Mountain (December 2005)
2005
Proof (September 2005)
2005
The Day After Tomorrow
2004
Moonlight Mile
2002
The Good Girl
2002
Highway
2002
Lovely & Amazing
2001
Donnie Darko
2001
Bubble Boy
2001
October Sky
1999
Homegrown
1998
Josh and S.A.M.
1993
A Dangerous Woman
1993
City Slickers
1991
by Kerii Chan April 17, 2006
Get the Jake Gyllenhaalmug. Jake Carroll is an amazing man.
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!
He is the love of my life and my future husband, he has a huge heart and deserves nothing but happiness!
by Kaybaybay18 March 7, 2011
Get the Jake Carrollmug. 1. Jake Locker is a current NFL quarterback who was drafted by the Tennessee Titans in the 2011 NFL Draft. He played college football at the University of Washington, where he was 619/1,148|7,639 yds|53 TDs|35 INTs. He also ran a pretty fast 40-yard dash, in which he ran a 4.59. As the Titans quarterback, he has compiled a 99.4 passer rating, 542 yds, 4 TDs, and no interceptions in 5 games. He hasn't started in any games.
2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
2. An awesome quarterback who was drafted by a sucky team.
Person 1: Hey man, did you see how Christian Ponderplayed yesterday.
Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
Person 2: Yeah bro, he was so Jake Locker, playing so well. If only he was on a better team.
by Dr. Cheesehead December 26, 2011
Get the Jake Lockermug. To be burned, dissed, owned, pwnd, or otherwise shown the truth by means of one named or nicknamed Jake. This includes any and all Jakes around the world, including foreign language dialects such as Jakob, Yakob, Yakobeem, or Yakobemish. You will know you have been jake-ified when a Jake corrects your ignorance or ineptitude with an extremely comedic statement delivered with impeccable timing usually in a large social setting.
David- "You know the main export of Belize is timber"
Jake -"Actually that used to be true but now the main export is sugar and accounts for over half of all Belize's exports......bitch!!!"
(Laughter abounds at the bar where David was just jake-ified)
Jake -"Actually that used to be true but now the main export is sugar and accounts for over half of all Belize's exports......bitch!!!"
(Laughter abounds at the bar where David was just jake-ified)
by mr.nickel February 5, 2010
Get the jake-ifiedmug. by master B. May 22, 2010
Get the jake F.mug.