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Twat swat 

Twat swat definition inserts foot into mouth before reading between the lines.
Read between the lines or your age are a Twat Swat
Twat swat by anonymous August 27, 2025
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Twat twitcher

Someone who texted their ex husband "you make my twat twitch"
"I looked through Tina's phone and she texted her ex husband you make my twat twitch! what a twat twitcher!"
Twat twitcher by SDWR3TCH September 4, 2025

Twat Grafting 

To graft like a twat. Working your bollocks off. To be incredibly busy. Working so hard it's actually silly.
There's me twat grafting and you're in the pub having a pint while still clocked on at work!
Twat Grafting by PaceMrSki September 12, 2025

Twat socket

A PopSocket for twats.

A clandestine remote controlled vibrator
That Twat Socket on her phone resembles her personality, a twat.

If that lady wasn’t using her twat socket,
Twat socket by TheMasterJack October 10, 2025

Twat Face Cunt 

A twat face cunt is a person where the insult twat or cunt just isn’t descriptive enough.
Hay Charlie, did you see the state of your ex last night?

Yeah mate, state of the twat face cunt!

Someone who displays poor driving skills and nearly crashes into you.

Oh, look where you’re going you twat face cunt!
Twat Face Cunt by Davey-boi October 11, 2025

Twat Cannon

A narcissistic boy, a man child that can't commit to a girl long-term relationships are too complicated for his intelligence.
"Robert can't keep a girl for longer than a year because he is a twat cannon."
Twat Cannon by Juniorbay December 1, 2025