stonehenge

\ ˈstōn \ \ ˈhenj \

Something unexplainable due to the fact that the observer is extremely intoxicated from marijuana.

Dude i clearly put your keys on the coffee table when i walked in; we took bong hits; nobody moved, and now they’re not here. What the fuck ?!! That’s fuckin’ stonehenge, bro. Straight stonhenge. .

by anonymous September 29, 2021

Stone

a 3’fuck all wanna be towny with no sense of humour and shags smack heads then gives the 10p afterwards. He claims to live in clink but he has a bed round hobbo

Stone is a small weeny likkle shit who thinks he can fight but he’s actually wet

by shaveyaedbald September 29, 2021

Santone

An absolute DILF.

Holy fuck you are such a santone

by OurangutanApeMonkey77 November 11, 2021

Stone Mountain Nora

A mysterious and semi-omnipotent force associated with NACHA outages and Cassandra-like predictions of payment processing failures caused by clearly Shit code and carebear levels of process fuckery. Possesses very European nipples, sexy but angry accent and devoutly non traditional pubic hair placement

For the love of god, get me a gin and tonic, Stone Mountain Nora and some Snapple scented non-flammable lube.

by PickledickJones November 12, 2021

stone thailand

One who wear fake stone island.

Wearing my stone Thailand to the football match this weekend.

by Scottyboy1231 November 14, 2021

stoned as a rock

When you penis is harder than hard.

Alex: Hey your penis is hard.
Drew: Yeah, it's stoned as a rock!

by solutionitis November 21, 2021

Salonee

(n.) The Sanskrit word for "beautiful" and sometimes spelt Saloni. A common Gujarati name for girls in India - girls names Salonee are your "ride & die". They're loyal AF but give them 'tude, they be sassy AF. Salonee's are boss babes, so at work they know what they want and how to get it but after work, they're super chill adventurers up for anything.

Your life is incomplete without a Salonee in it.

Salonee, mere saath chalo ni! - Ishq Vishk, Pyaar Vyaar

by TheOneWithSass November 22, 2021