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crotch maskin'

When someone shoves their gentiles into someone's face.
(alt. crotch masked)
Bruno crotch maskin' Eminem was the best part of the show; thought I was gonna bust a gut when one of the dudes from 'the Hangover' was crotch masked when after opening the truck.
by dmccowan June 14, 2009
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hair masons

Hair dressers who specialise in achieving wind-tunnel proof standards
Magda's 'do was a masterpiece of the hair masons of Budapest's art. The shape of a belgian chocolate, it could withstand the blast of a jet engine with no movement.
by Poll Hereford November 2, 2009
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Tulti Masking

When you are multi tasking during a meeting and someone asks you a question but you are focused elsewhere. Masking is when you fake your answer with a nod or by saying "Im not sure, I will find out"
your boss is in a conversation with a client and looks at you...
Boss: John, what caused the delay last month?
You: (nodding yes, looking up from your smart phone) "yep, but let me confirm it"
Your friend whispers: He's Tulti masking
by MrHealthCareRepair September 7, 2012
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Gas Masking

The Art Of Gas Masking Is Farting In A Hat And Quickly Pulling It Over Someone's Face To Create A "mask" Full Of Raw Natural Ass Gas.
(Work's Best When Victim Is Dazing Off)
"Logan Was Falling Asleep Last Night , So I Had To start Gas Masking Him To Wake Him Up."

"It's A New Form Of The dutch oven"
by superpoopertrooper August 26, 2013
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mitchell mason

hottest guy in the history of mankind, time, and all of space
"Wow, Mitchell Mason is so hot!"
by notmitchellmason October 30, 2013
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freeman masons

A secret organization protecting the acient artifacts of Freemanism. They are in a holy war with the Sheenanites. They are dedicated to the spread of Freemanism.
"I heard the sheenanites are planning an attack" said Freeman mason 1

"Lets kill them" said Freeman mason 2

"I hate Freeman masons" said the retarded Sheenanite.
by Freeman mason leader November 13, 2013
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Rear Masking

The same as Masking but it involves placing the entire man package, thats balls and all, in someones ass during intercourse. This way its a sport two men can enjoy as well as heterosexual couples.
Keith: Are you alright Trev? You're walking like you've had an accident.

Trev: Na man last night me and my lady tried a bit of Rear Masking and that shit aint no picnic on your ballsack.
by King Simmo November 14, 2013
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