Hmongkey Moment 

A moment where ignorance overwhelms the logic of an otherwise rational hmongkey man.

This hmongkey threatened to hurt a girl all because he had a hmongkey moment over a joke.

I saw these two hmongkeys brawl over a teenage hmongkey female during hmongkey mating season. It was such a hmongkey moment

Hmongkey Moment by Overly Sensitive Hmong December 27, 2011

caca moment 

When someone openly admits they have feelings for Ed Sheeran and Nick Wilde

Person A: I think Nick Wilde is hot
Person B: Caca moment

caca moment by hairy toenails March 15, 2021

Owen moment

When you become very confused over simple things.

''last i was driving my car, then i realised it wasnt in gear such a owen moment''

''I walking to the toilet and forgot why i went there''

Owen moment by randomherov1 May 19, 2008

Curb Moment 

When everything goes wrong for one day, from the HBO series "Curb Your Enthusiasm" - the adventures of Larry David, where he is constantly getting himself into shit.
When all the problems one inadvertently causes come back to haunt them.

Example 1:
Phil: WTF? You just spilt my pint, you muppet!
Jonathan: Sorry, I'm having a curb moment

Example 2:
*Woman slaps Phil*
Phil: Shit, I'm having a curb moment today. I didn't mean to offend her

Curb Moment by matrixbadger February 19, 2009

teachable moment

What you say when you intend to cover for your own mistake by implying the person you wronged is also culpable but should join with you to "move past" your wrong. It allows you to avoid actually apologizing.

Once Obama read the police report and realized his comments told us more about his own views than they did the Cambridge police he concocted a media event to caste the whole ordeal as a "Teachable Moment" in order to "spread the blame".

teachable moment by Noah Napster July 31, 2009

Bhavik Moment 

an occurrence commonly associated with a brown person stating that a small child has potential, usually creating a narb. AKA a pedophile.

"little miss USA"
"Katie has potential, in a couple years she will be hot."
"This little girl would totally cause a Bhavik Moment."
"This is a total Bhavik cream jean moment!"

Bhavik Moment by Bhavik Moment2 February 4, 2009

awkward moment 

When you insult the wrong person.

GIRL: Do you like this purse?

FRIEND: No, that's really ugly. The designer has no talent.

GIRL: I made it for my mother.

FRIEND: Oh.................I know. I was just joking.

GIRL: Nice try, but that was still an awkward moment.

awkward moment by monica5895 October 27, 2011