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Instagram Thesis

A harsh critique that is biased, uninformed, or blatantly political. It provides no solutions to the problem it addresses, and merely serves to distract attention from a positive solution or idea.
The feedback has been mostly supportive, however there has been a lot of fuss made over one particular comment. We see this as merely an Instagram thesis.
by Purple-font November 11, 2021
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instabacon

bacon cooked in a microwave. so cool, so hot.
instabacon is such a cool product!
by kal ⚡ September 6, 2021
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Instagram Daddy

1: Person who provides lavish support for someone to depict an image or lifestyle on Instagram. Up-leveled Instagram Boyfriend.
2: a male parent on Instagram
Who needs an Instagram boyfriend to take photos when an Instagram Daddy brings a camera crew?
by Chuberto September 20, 2021
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Instagrab

When you are browsing Instagram and somebody comes out of the screen and grabs you.
Person 1: What happened to Frederick? I haven't seen them lately.

Person 2: They got Instagrabbed.

Person 1: Ain't no way.

Person 2: It'll take a while for them to recover.
by Creble October 12, 2021
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Instant Hands

The act of being so insulted you begin to throw hands without any warning.
When Rachel said my hair was "a nest for rats with down syndrome", it was instant hands.
by Mr. Enderman December 28, 2021
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Instagram syndrome

When mostly girls think that they are fat, obese, ect. when they have normal healthy weight and they want to lose big portion of their weight. Example: From 65kg to 50kg.

It is really hard, maybe impossible to fix this.
Tom: My girlfriend thinks that she is fat and she wants to lose weight.
Jerry: Standard Instagram syndrome.
by PanDavey January 6, 2022
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Instamod

1. Someone who has only joined the “Scene” recently has no history but acts like an authority on the subject.

2. Someone who blatantly uses quotes from books or other publications and others peoples experiences as their own.

3. Someone who discovers new records, styles and behaves as if they have known about for years.
4. Someone who relentlessly solicits brands/labels in order to raise their profile on social media (brand whore) with constant posts about what they are wearing today….. often accompanied with a G9 Harrington jacket, GH Bass weejuns and a “record of the day”
5. Someone who uses social media to obtain self gratification, although their interpretation is often historically incorrect.
He’s so fake, he’s an Instamod
by Concrete Dog March 23, 2022
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