Instagrab

When you are browsing Instagram and somebody comes out of the screen and grabs you.

Person 1: What happened to Frederick? I haven't seen them lately.

Person 2: They got Instagrabbed.

Person 1: Ain't no way.

Person 2: It'll take a while for them to recover.

by Creble October 13, 2021

Chicken salad dick

When someone's dick cheese is left alone for too long and starts to resemble the texture of chicken salad.

Dude, Justin hasn't washed his dick in so long that he probably has chicken salad dick!

by Creble April 17, 2022