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flying spaghetti monster

A pathetic attempt by Richard Dawkins to discredit the GOD of creation by making the most absurd nomenclature to which he could ascribe at the time when questioned about an alternative to the real GOD.
I don't believe in God anymore than i believe in the flying spaghetti monster.
by ohterry April 12, 2014
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Flying Donny Osmand

This involves a bed that has bed post. The female selects a bed post and jumps from it, not far from that of a professional wrestler. Before jumping, she spreads her cheeks, leaps off backwards and lands on the gentlemans face. Thus making a funny suction noise and causing the alfa male's body to spasm
Dave: Dude what happened to your face, its all red?
Frank: My wife gave me a flying donny osmand last night.
by iplaywithsquirls October 19, 2006
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flung

to fuck or plunge ur self on some 1,
fry u just flunged on kita !
by Tazzzzzzzzzzzz! July 21, 2006
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flying

i can tell that she is flying
by fuckface69 July 8, 2010
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flying solo

To unknowingly have your wang protrude from your trousers.
Pssssst.. You're flying solo again, man.
by TheDefenestrator April 15, 2005
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flunge

A word consisting of letters that are all silent. May also be spelt "flunge" before a vowel.
Not to be confused with flange, which is so very, very different.
Alio: Don't you think Backchat is great?
Bob: Flunge, what?
Alio: I'll go now...
by Topper & ANBY June 17, 2004
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Flying Spaghetti Monster

n. A joke that is officially older than god. This is because the joke has gotten to such an extent that it is now used as a blatant insult to christians regardless of whether or not they are bible bashing, shit-eating douchefucks.
"All hail the Flying Spaghetti Monster! RAme--"

*FSMist (aka atheist extremist) gets the shit beat out of him/her by the WBC, both of which have similar IQs that are both as low as Forrest Gump's*
by KintarosTiger April 10, 2011
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