B.D.H.F.M

Meaning Birthday Hat for mice,
When the tip of a small penis looks like a birthday hat sized for a mouse

"Did u know jess has a B.D.H.F.M in his pants?"

by CodeBlue66 November 16, 2016

m.i.l.f

a mother i like fucking mainly

person1: tbh your mom is a m.i.l.f
person2:wtf

by just_a_girl_from_ohio July 27, 2018

M.I.L.F

Mother I'd Like (a) Fried (chicken). What? Were you expecting some kind of definition of some sick incest porn or something?

*Texting*

Son: M.I.L.F for dinner

Mum: No you fucking spoilt brat

by K(ansus)F(ried)P(ork) December 29, 2018

M.I.L.F

Mother
I’d
Like to
Fuck

Usually a more older woman, in her 30’s or 40’s who isn’t always a mother but just a hot babe that even younger guys wanna fuck her.

“Yo, Danny’s mom is a M.I.L.F!” Tyrone said to Xavier.

“Nah, the biggest M.I.L.F is Jeremy’s mom.” Xavier said.

by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

L.A.M.F.

The abbreviation L.A.M.F. stands for "Like A MotherFucker" and it comes from old school (1970s) New York gang graffiti.
Some people pretend that the L stands for words like: Lucky or Lazy, but that's just their opinion and not an actual fact.

Guy 1: What does L.A.M.F. stand for?

Guy 2: its Like a motherfucker!

by L.A.M.F. January 16, 2022

M.I.L.F.

Maclunkey I like to fuck.

Hey man, did you see Greedo's wife?
Yeah that hoe is a M.I.L.F. for real!

by MaclunkeyG June 12, 2023

p.y.i.t.f.

Punch You In The Face. Term originating from Emily Van Camp.

Hey you, come here. P.Y.I.T.F.

by bvc October 28, 2013