douchebag

A guy who has no brain, acts like he's part of the jersey shore when he really isn't. Tends to be a dick to everyone who isn't his but buddy. An overall asshole in all aspects

Ronnie, pauly d, the jock in your school.
Guy: "dude stop being such a douchebag"
Douchebag: "I'm not a douchebag you're all just faggots"

by Mcstudly69 October 25, 2012

douchebag

Negative word used to describe a person.

Girl 1: Hey, what's up with you and *Boy 1*? Last week you were, like, star-crossed lovers and now you hardly talk to each other.
Girl 2: Oh, I broke up with him. It turned out that he cheated with my twin sister. I don't want to see him anymore, that douchebag!

by Supergirl123 March 8, 2013

Douchebaggin' wagon

Any vehicle that contains douchebags (assholes, bitches, or rude ass people).

There's the douchebaggin' wagon.

That douchebaggin' wagon is full of douchebags!

by Meeeehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh August 21, 2013

douchebauchery

Engaging in particularly heinous acts of rowdiness, drunkenness, and savagery. Often, if not always, with a particular disrespect for the female gender (a grammatical blend of douchebaggery and debauchery... obvi).

Bro, there was some epic douchebauchery taking place at the "open party" last night.

Yeah, I can't believe that broad period-ed all over the president's sheets after I banged her.

by Hunk Daddy Flex March 8, 2014

douchebaggage

An excessive load that a person or web forum must carry when surrounded and/or overly populated by douchebags.

Man, that site has a lot of douchebaggage.

by BrunoB May 13, 2014

Douchebag

A bag guys carry around keeping track of womans douches to make sure that crazy bitch aint pregnant.

O shit mike i better check my douchebag and make sure that crazy bitch aint preggo.

by Crazy lady r trippin November 12, 2014

douchebaggery

The general behavior and way of life followed and put forth by Octavius RyRy, characterized most notably by 1) a cocky walk with plenty ass stuffed into a khaki-pant ensemble, 2) a love of cornbread that just won't quit, and 3) a "What's up, baby?" perched on the tip of the tongue.

1. Would you get a load of his douchebaggery today?
2. My gosh...his douchebaggery is off the charts.
3. I've never seen douchebaggery of this magnitude before.

by bieberfan_1001 December 3, 2014