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abercrombie 

Prototypical mall store for the middle/upper class WASP and/or preppy. Unfortunately, Abercrombie isn't just a store, but more of a national phenomena now thanks to popularity on TV shows such as Laguna Beach and The Hills. Known as a haven for stuck up, Tanorexics with fake designer bags and huge sunglasses. Abercrombie uses a very effective ad campaign which targets the reality show generation of trendy whores and faux-hawk sporting douchebags.

All of their clothes consist of a "worn" and fake vintage look which makes insecure teens feel like part of the "in" crowd without even having to try. Alternatively, hordes of abercrombie polo-wearing douchebags can be spotted at bars across the nation trying to pick up on anything with a pair of tits by acting in a loud and obnoxious manner. This is usually quite humorous because Abercrombie's ads consist of blatantly homo erotic pornography.

Abercrombie is seen as a drain on our cultural society, because it provides a uniform for what the corporate mainstream deems "cool" and acceptable. Abercrombie wearing people are usually the first to stick their noses up at anyone with even a hint of individuality. Their clothes are often seen as blatant hypocrisy because even though, despite being fairly expensive, they come with a pre-distressed or ripped design, which could be easily duplicated on one's own, or by finding a similar product at a thrift store. In other words, uncreative people need a store to make their clothes "unique" for them.

Abercrombie is often hated on by the Hot Topic crowd, because of culture clashing, but Hot Topic employs the same marketing strategy, only to a different social subculture.

Although Abercrombie clothes are relatively boring, and forgettable, they are not usually of low quality. The disdain for the store has more to do with the preppy, snobbish, suburbanite, slutty, douchebaggedness attitude and lifestyle that goes with them.
Abercrombie is for redbull drinking, BMW driving, Lacrosse playing, Frat boys who are too stupid to stay in college.
abercrombie by Zexy January 8, 2009
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abercrombie monkey

a monkey that wears faded jeans and strange ripped hats. They are obviously cooler than the other monkeys. Girl monkeys love to pick bugs out of abercrombie monkeys hair. They are much sexier and often can be found in cool poses.
Wow, that abercrombie monkey has lots of girl monkeys peeling his banana. He also has an artsy stare and very large ab muscles.

Abercrombie 

A moose who was abandoned from his mother, and was soon adopted by Hugh Hefner. The moose was adopted around 1 year of age, and was soon named 'Abercrombie' after the store who uses a moose as a icon for the popular brand. The moose lives happily with Hugh and Hugh's girlfriends in their small zoo. Hugh has a zoo permit to keep wild animals, and he takes great special care of Abercrombie.
Hugh Hefner: Like the new baby moose I adopted?
Holly:OMG he is so cute!
Bridget:Whats his name?
Kendra:Name him Abercrombie after that store I love!

Abercrombie 

Overpriced, yet stylish clothing that is seen on preppy, rich kids but mostly poor kids who save up money to shop there and have but four things from there.
Get. A. Life.
Lizzy: I saved up all my birthday money, and I'm about to head up to Abercrombie and buy a shirt.

Hilary: How much money did you get?

Lizzy: Almost 130 dollars!
Abercrombie by Ivana Yamama February 7, 2009

Abercrombie 

Abercrombie is a really preppy store. Some people like it, some don't. There is absolutely nothing wrong with people who shop there. I don't see why anyone should make fun of it. Preps don't make fun of goths. Why should goths make fun of preps? People who can't stand abercrombie are morons who have no lives.
I love Abercrobie! Its so preppy!

Aberaeron 

Aberaeron is a small town South of Aberystwyth. It is populated by approximately 6000 in-bred midgets who like to spend their time insinuating that their neighbours are having sex with horses, and painting their houses pretty colours.

Aberaeron is the drugs capital of Wales, possibly the world, and it is not an uncommon sight to see straggly midget men walking around with swirly eyes and needles hanging from their groins.

Aberaeron has approximately 4000 pubs where you will find one midget per pub.

The small back streets of Aberaron smells like wee.
A place to go to die.
There's a girl in Aberaeron who's mum is also her dad

Abercrombi Generation 

Young adults aged 15-22 that are primarliy middle-America. They drive new cars like Pontiac Grand Ams and they have huge cell-phone bills. They love to hang out at the mall, and probably attend either a shitty University or a community college. There favorite line of clothing is Abercrombie and Fitch and they love to listen to hip hop.
Take a look at all the jocks in high schools from 1998 to 2003.
Abercrombi Generation by Derm November 24, 2003